If the wine you drink, car you drive, food you eat, clothes you wear and even pets you have defines you as a person; does your choice of Linux Distro defines you too?
If you use Ubuntu… You like to follow the crowd and do whatever everyone else does. No individualism.
If you use Debian… You are a giver. You let the crowd followers be more popular with your ideas.
If you use Gentoo… You are a perfectionist. While everyone is partying, you are still getting dressed.
If you use Arch… You do it for the Lulz. 4Chan!