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Wouldn't it be nice to have a CGI script which would convert bunch of SQL queries into XLS file on-the-fly? And while we are at it, let's have multiple reports, each in it's own directory? In a sense, it's simple REST API to SQL files on disk which produce Excel files. I first wrote something like this back in 2002, but until now, I didn't have subversion repository for it or announced it to the world. Each file in current directory which ends in *.sql will be converted to Excel sheet. If you want to have specific order, you can prefix filenames with numbers which will be striped when creating sheet names.